Botoxed

I'm in Salisbury Hospital waiting for quarterly Botox, blogging from my iPhone. The botox is injected directly into my bladder to stop leaks. Because I have zero sensation, I don't have or need anaesthetic. I get to eat up to the time of the operation. I don't need to be accompanied. I can drive myself home and don't have to wait for a lift. So I'm one of the luckier day patients. I even get to wear not very tasteful white, thigh length pressure tights. I just need to make sure I don't watch the colour tv screen showing the needle injecting the wall of my bladder fifteen times.